Posted by
Peppermint on Thursday, March 15, 2007 12:24:21 AM
Then God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light.
This was the time when God created conservatives who would try to bring light into the dark world of the liberals.
And God saw that the light was good; and God separated the light from the darkness.
The conservatives were separated from the liberals because they were the darkness that filled the land and brought taxes, government education, socialized medicine and all kinds of other suffering. God hoped that the conservatives could help the liberals see their darkness and show them the way to the light of truth, honor, duty, and the good of His creations.
Then God said, "Let the earth put forth vegetation: plants yielding seed, and fruit trees of every kind on earth that bear fruit with the seed in it." And it was so.
So God created liberals in the likeness of vegetation, plants and fruit trees, who produced many nuts and fruits such as Shrillary, BO, Dingy Harry, Turban Durbin, Jon Cary, Hiccup Kennedy, John Deadwards, SanFranNanny, Chris D’Odd, UpChuckie Schumer, etc. The list could go on, but it is endless with the names of all the vegetation and fruits that God created.
So God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that moves, of every kind, with which the waters swarm, and every winged bird of every kind.
So God created monsters such as moonbats who swarm everywhere. They wing their way into conservative places, shrieking, caterwauling, and wailing their vapid, fatuous, half-witted comments to let those of the light know that darkness is all around. God thought this was a good thing so that conservatives could be reminded on a daily basis that these creatures, who are sucking the blood out of all beings, still exist and need to be exterminated.
God blessed them, saying, "Be fruitful and multiply and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the earth."
Now, you all know God loves a good joke so He wanted these moonbats to multiply and give us plenty of crosses to bear, to test our faith and our patience. He’s one funny Guy.
And God said, "Let the earth bring forth living creatures of every kind: cattle and creeping things and wild animals of the earth of every kind." And it was so.
Once again, God with His humor in force brought forth all of the creeping liberals so we, as the conservative wild animals could prey upon them and eat them. He knew what He was doing, by golly.
Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, according to our likeness; and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the wild animals of the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth."
God blessed them, and God said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth."
Hmm. I don’t see anything about global warming here.
It looks like God expected us to eat the fish, the birds and the other living things He provided. I don’t see God saying anything about not eating meat and causing a big carbon footprint. I don’t see anything about carbon exchanges to pay either. But, I don’t suppose AlBore has talked his project over with God.
God said, "See, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit; you shall have them for food.
God gave us all the seeds and plants to eat on this earth. Say bye bye to tree huggers. We were given the earth to use. Bye bye to PETA. God said to eat the meat He gave us.
And to every beast of the earth, and to every bird of the air, and to everything that creeps on the earth, everything that has the breath of life, I have given every green plant for food." And it was so.
I think God wanted us to use whatever we needed as food and sustenance. He gave us the earth to use and He will see to it that whatever happens with the earth is His domain, not ours. We are mere mortals made in His likeness. We are not God who can change what happens to the earth. To think we can is arrogance and I don’t think God likes that. I also don’t think He likes a con pulled over on His creatures by some who would make a profit off of global warming. God made the light, the dark, the waters, the land, the heat, the cold. God never mentioned anything about global warming. He won’t like anyone messing around with His creation.