Chapter II

May 3 2009

One of the Californian members of our group, Last Patriots Standing, named BrianR, came riding into our camp late one night in April. The word he brought to us was astonishing. I can only refer to BrianR as that since we don’t exchange last names for security purposes.

The story was that the Muslims had taken Rosie O’Donnell captive for attempting to start up a Lesbian Day march to show them she knew what her rights were. That didn’t go well with the Muslims. They tortured her and then hung her, beheaded, upside down in memory of her bat moments. The top man in the group, Mohammed Abu Dabou, a fierce and merciless warrior,
said he wanted to make sure she felt comfortable, therefore the upside down position.

BrianR also told us that conservatives moving from the area, in the middle of the night, dismembered the rest of her body. No one knows what happened to her head. After it was chopped off, the Muslims had put it under the hanging body, just so everyone would know who she was. We were told it was a hideous sight, with her eyes popped out and her mouth seemingly still moving.

Charlie Sheen protested this atrocity, (in his mind), and started another march, where the participants protested the killing of a woman. The Muslims captured him also and put to death all who marched. It was said that Denise Richardson was extremely happy the womanizing dork had finally met his fate.

According to BrianR on the outskirts of Los Angeles, way on the outskirts, since most of Los Angeles was in smoking ruins, the bodies of many Hollyweird people hung. Babs Streisand, Cameron Diaz, Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, and Tom Robinson were among the most famous taken and hung. Their bodies were just strewn along the roads, where vultures were eating the remains. This was a good thing so as to keep disease down. There has been a huge increase in vulture population since the Muslims blew up our cities that fateful day.

All the Hollyweird people seemed to be in quite a lot of danger. Not only were the Muslims after them but the conservatives were roaming about killing them also. We hear that Jane Fonda has not been caught as yet. 

One of the best stories was that Rosie, Susan Sarandon, and Sean Penn kept screaming, as they Muslims took them to the gallows, that they were their friends, why would they kill them? Sean Penn, screaming and screaming, yelled, “How can you do this to us with all we have done for you?” The Muslims played the tapes over and over in their trucks as they roamed through other towns looking for more Hollyweirds. The Muslims shouted that all Hollyweird scum would be hunted down since no hedonistic actors would be allowed to exist under Sharia law.

I must get back to my poor Joe. I miss that guy. What happened was we had noticed our phones were likely tapped. Joe had discussed his interviews with any number of people in our town. Most of the townspeople had decided to vote for a Conservative if one had ever appeared. Joe was seen as a very disloyal citizen of the Socialist State. The socialists were very angry with him regarding his interviews and how he had written them in unflattering terms.

Certain former members of the Senate had formed a posse of sorts. In this posse were John Kerry, Ted Kennedy, Dick Durbin, Pat Leahy, and Harry Reid. They were the leads with dozens of other socialists’ members at their command. It was heaven for John Kerry who stated he never did get the chance to shoot regular people in the back the way he always wanted. He particularly was looking forward to killing Swift Boat vets and others who had served in VN. After he had killed some of these poor souls he would cut into their foreheads the word “dumb” and place a helmet alongside the body to indicate the person was a former soldier.

Anyway, these men would come into town and round up all the conservatives into large trucks driven by other members of the Socialist Party. When these men came into our town, Joe and other co-workers had a shoot out with these guys. John Kerry was killed instantly. One of the conservatives had laid in wait for him on the roof of Joe’s building. At the first sign of John Kerry, this expert sniper took him out. Rumor throughout the town was that the sniper had been GunnyG. He had become a legend already across the country for his expert marksmanship in gunning down any bands of lost liberals, socialists, and commies. Also, there was an ex military woman named Nee who rode with these gunners. We hear she is the modern day Annie Oakley.

Chaos rules right now. We have had our silo secured quite well from the Muslims. We immediately rounded up all stray dogs and keep them tethered in the surrounding area.

Pork has been scattered all over the countryside. We really hated to use the pork for this purpose. We’d rather have it to eat, but we decided it was best in warding off the Muslims.

The liberals were harder to keep away. They too were afraid of the Muslims, at least those with some sense. These liberals were always trying to steal from us as we moved from place to place to keep ourselves hidden.

The last time we moved, a herd of liberals descended upon us begging us to take them within our group. No one would hear of it. First we just told them to scatter like the wind and stop bothering us. After that didn’t work, I’m afraid I have to relate that we just gunned them down. Hauling their bodies off and burying them was the worst part. But, we couldn’t leave any evidence lying around. Besides, the gathering of the vultures could easily indicate where our location was and we needed to stay secure.

We’re not really worried about the government officials at this time in our life. They were mostly sitting in DC when the dirty bomb hit there. The last we heard they were killing one another in the bunker. It was said that moderate members of the former democratic Party had been immediately executed sometime in late January. So, at least they didn’t have to fight for themselves in that madhouse bunker the rest of the socialists were in.

…..to be continued.